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Dick List 

A list of people you, a friend, or acquaintance would like to take to Pound Town.
He's so f*cking hot. I'm adding him to the Dick List.
Dick List by Blue Ophelia August 17, 2017
A real or imaginary list containing the names of people who have put you in a bind or just piss you off to an infinite degree.
Ann screwed me over at the meeting: she’s earned a slot on my dick-list

A pancake breakfast is the place where you are guaranteed to make someones dick-list!
Dick-List by Otis O February 2, 2009

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .
Im not dick listic about the size of his penis
dick listic by Dick listic October 18, 2017

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .
Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis
dick listic by Dick listic October 18, 2017

can't listen to my dick anymore 

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019