dick jokes

How to make fun of dicks.

Dick jokes are so funny.

by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017

dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010

dick joke

1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website

"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.

by Meem Mahn January 15, 2021

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

Jakes Dick

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)

Jakes Dick does not exist

by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021