Dick Touch
When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
Dick Touch by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007
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Dick Touch
Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
Dick Touch by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
Dick touch december
Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
Dick touch december by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
double dick touch
A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
double dick touch by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15
National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019
Touch dick moment
An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Touch dick moment by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014
National touch dick day
National touch dick day by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021
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