Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009

dominant dick leg

also known as D.D.L.

The leg your dick tends to gravitate towards on a regular basis.

My left leg is my dominant dick leg.

by ashleylauren8 October 26, 2011

Dick on leg

A "mack" or flirt where a man, well hung, by placing his dick on a womans leg, arouses her to satisfy him orally.

Man: "I walked into the room, placing my member on her heaving thigh as she slept. Upon waking to the sight of such an appetising morsel, she proceeded to indulge in an early morning protein shake."

Friend: "Oh yeah! You totally pulled off the dick on leg move!"

by jesspollard January 18, 2011

dick on the leg mack

sleeping girl; cheeky dick on the leg followed by sleepy head;
get in.

Jess is sleeping. Angus strolls in and engages in the "dick on the leg mack" by sneakily lays his member on her heaving thigh. Jess wakes up and spying such an appetising morsel indulges in an early morning protein shake.

by fattits100 January 17, 2011

Big Dick Legend

The name is given to someone of legendary status, who has proven time and time again that not only are they a legend, but they can compliment it with having a big dick. It is not necessary to see this person's penis to make this judgment as it can be proven by their legendary actions. It is a compliment and not to be confused with a homosexual greeting.

Someone who is a big dick legend usually gets absurdly drunk and proceeds to shout out, 'big dick legend' to anyone that cares to listen.

Mark: *drunk* Mannn .. Taxi driver your dick is so big no wonder it gets caught in the engine.
Taxi Driver: *silence*
Mark: You certainly are one big dick legend.

Dewy: Dude, got so wasted last night, told the bouncer he was a big dick legend and he was amused.
Mark: Haha, what a big dick legend.

Mark: You big dicked legend.
Dewy: BIG DICK LEGEND!

Jero: Guys, you all know I am a big dick legend.
Everyone: *looks away*
Jero: Fine, I am going back to masturbate in my Mercedes.
Jake: You Mercedes driving cunt!
Mark: Haha Jake, you big dick legend.

by Mummas October 5, 2009

Big Dick Legend

One who possesses both a big dick and legendary status. Generally drinks everyone under the table and then proceeds to inform everyone that they are also a big dick legend.

"Hey man, having a good night?!"
"BIG DICK LEGEND!"

by Balding fag August 7, 2009

dick legged

The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.

Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.

by Andreas_the_Almighty January 22, 2011