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dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy
hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag
by chief conchaclan October 3, 2020
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dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018
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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020
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