Dick Hockey

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When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

Dick Hockey by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022

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dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

dick hockey by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

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dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

dick hockey by pussy crust January 29, 2018

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hockey dick

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn

Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.

hockey dick by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015

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Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010

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hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

hockey stick dick by P-Mo March 19, 2014

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dick hickey

When a chick sucks on the side, or tip, of your dick leaving a red mark.

I dragged this chick home from the club last night but she gave me a fuking dick hickey

dick hickey by BLEST24 June 7, 2007

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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