Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.
*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009
the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.
josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum
richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.
richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.
by hippsterrLOL June 12, 2010
If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"
Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox
by Indyz September 30, 2022
by Gia_D May 29, 2014
the biggest dick rider this planet has to see
he/she will religiously defend someone that doesnt know who they are, no matter the circumstances
he/she will religiously defend someone that doesnt know who they are, no matter the circumstances
person: imo i dont really like (person, band, or something else)
#1 Dick Rider: you didnt have to phrase it so rudely, you couldve said (continues on for around 5 minutes)
#1 Dick Rider: you didnt have to phrase it so rudely, you couldve said (continues on for around 5 minutes)
by dazed nad confused March 7, 2023
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