throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 2, 2016

throat dick

very coarse way to say vulva

if I massage the throat dick, lots of drool comes out

by __Maxime__ May 4, 2007

Throat Dick

A group of gentlemen/women with intellectual thinking far greater than a moderate human

Yeah , Those throat dick mfs really them fr.

by NotWiosMindset December 13, 2022

Deep-throat Dick December

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.

Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.

by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019