Diarrhea Felony Share definition Flag A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street. Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday. Diarrhea Felony by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019 Get the Diarrhea Felony mug.