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devon valdez'd 

Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.

Broad use in northern texas.
"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."

"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."

devon deload

Lifting 90+% of your 1 rep max on an exercise on what is meant to be an 'easy' week
What you lift today bro?
250k for 5
Cool, what's your max?
275
Epic, maxout session was it?
No, Devon Deload.
devon deload by A. Gold February 26, 2011
Devastated when you can't be bothered saying the entire word
when you're upset
When something is not good
When traumatised or angry
Tragic
my cat just died...devo'd
I failed my final law exam....devo'd
This is such a crap movie...devo'd
"Can you stop doing that, its really devo'ing"
Devo'd by dionysos841 January 6, 2010

Devon Dance

Amazing people from all over cum drunk to partay their asses off. you will most likley get some unless your fat and hideous. but even then you could still get some. everyone are dessperate skany hoes and tooools.

Why would people go to devon for a party?

no clue. they just do. even kids from far away who are not wellcome by the locals show up.
AYAANNNNNNA: hey we need to find some dudes to do
yareeeen: lets go to the devon dance
AYAANNNNNNA: ok! but hopeully i dont get herpes again!
yareeeen: all right!
Devon Dance by aYAMARE November 14, 2009

DeVos'd it 

When you completely blow a job interview and still wind up getting the job.
Hey man how did your job interview go? Dude I totally DeVos'd It but somehow they still offered me the job!
DeVos'd it by JerryDSKI February 7, 2017
me: put my dvd 0n and then mum n dad came home

paul: devo'd
devo'd by m3llyzissA May 17, 2005