deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

Deuche Bag

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

by oXSinbabyXo July 7, 2009

deuche bag

Its a thing girls use to wash their pussy.

I can really think of one! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LMFAO !!!

by Kostas Analyzer August 8, 2003

Deuche Bag Effect

The principal that in a group of three or more people, there will always be at least one deuche bag.

Dude, I'd love her friends, but the deuche bag effect kicked my ass.

by Admiral_Dane September 23, 2009

Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.

"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"

by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011