Deuche Bag

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

by oXSinbabyXo July 7, 2009

deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

deuche bag

Its a thing girls use to wash their pussy.

I can really think of one! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LMFAO !!!

by Kostas Analyzer August 8, 2003

Deuche Bag Effect

The principal that in a group of three or more people, there will always be at least one deuche bag.

Dude, I'd love her friends, but the deuche bag effect kicked my ass.

by Admiral_Dane September 23, 2009