deuce me 

To get deuced by your friend. Get 2nd's off a bitch. Followed by Treyce and Box. Passing on an R-Beata to your boys.

Ace, Deuce, Treyce, Box
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

"Ayo deuce me on dat r-beata when you done cuhz"

deuce me by DannyBizzle October 23, 2007

Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.

MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"

Mega Deuce by Jokerofdeception October 28, 2008

Medieval Deuce

Act of using the bathroom without electronic devices to pass time.

"Hey Mom, can I use your phone while Im going to the bathroom?"

"No, go take a medieval deuce."

Medieval Deuce by Krissybaby25 April 19, 2026

mean duece

To take a very large shit. This emphasizes how large the shit will be.

Yo! I need to take mean duece. I'm not getting out of there now!

mean duece by YanksFan401 May 7, 2008