Detroit Steamer

To take a large dump on someones car hood or windshield.

When Bob found out that his girlfriend was sleeping with his old roomate, he left a Detroit Steamer on her new Nissan

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When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.

We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.

Detroit Steamer by a guy February 21, 2004

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When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

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When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.

Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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