Deshawn Effect 

When you take a ugly person around with you to make yourself look good.

This kid at work named Deshawn was an ugly fucker and this one kid said, "Man, I know I am ugly but when I work with Deshawn I know it makes me look 10x better."

Hey are we going to take Mark to the bar and use the Desahwn Effect?

Fuck yeah I want to get some pussy tonight!

Deshawn Effect by Nickrook May 23, 2004

The Deshawn Effect 

The effect that occurs when a person sells food around campus causing other school fundraising events to gain more profit due to the increasing amount of people bringing money to school to buy from the person.

"Dude we've been selling so much for our school club since (time)"

"Yeah I know man, its because (x) started selling too. Its The Deshawn Effect"

The Deshawn Effect by ThatOneDude(tm) March 27, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004