Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 31, 2017

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 03, 2020

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 21, 2022

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 09, 2017

Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 12, 2024

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 March 28, 2016

derping

scared and coughing

"I'm scared and coughing"="I'm derping"

-Call Me Kevin

by boreragnarog December 04, 2020