bro, its a neato espresso for people to want to be depressed.
don't question their sanity.

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bro, i really wanna be actually depressed and not fake it.
time to get a depresso espresso, to become sad-
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An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.
"I am depresso espresso!"
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When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues
Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)
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Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help
"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"
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Some one that is depressed.
I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.
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Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.
Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.
by getbullied69 July 12, 2020
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