Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues

Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Depresso Espresso

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

depresso espresso

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017

Depresso Espresso

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018

Depresso Espresso

A term used to describe some who is sad.

"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."

by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019

Depresso Espresso

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

Depresso Espresso

Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso

I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso

by Webforce May 26, 2018