depression sex

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.

"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."

by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016

Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.

"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"

by Eotyrannus May 7, 2019

violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).

"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.

by Decan Gray May 7, 2018

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020

sexual depression

When your partner allows you to do whatever to them sexually, but after a time they start protecting their chastity. Causing you to become sexually frustrated and depressed.

Tim's sexual depression started when his girlfriend stopped having sex with him after she converted to Christianity

by iwannadie34 April 22, 2018

DepressionSession

An iFunny internet “personality” centered around the Doki Doki Literature Club character, Natsuki, who posts unfunny comments under featured posts.

Based user 1: Did you see that comment made by DepressionSession?
Based user #2: I know, what a weeb loser.

by Regular user July 22, 2021

sexual repression

When a person cannot express their sexuality, usually due to societal expectations.

The Bible Thumping Belt is such a place of sexual repression. They're a bunch of abstinence loving, contraceptive hating, sex toy despising, missionary doing, homophobic freaks if you ask me.

by Sub Zero Killed Scorpian March 13, 2018