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Best. Little brother. Ever.

Is smart, athletic, crazy and sarcastic. He can work a 14 hour day, come home covered head-to-toe in dirt and grease and still be the one to make *you* smile.

Can rock climb, hike, swim, work, drive trucks, and crack sarcastic jokes circles around pretty much everybody else; but can still be down to earth and have really great, deep conversations.

Is seriously athletic/ ripped.

Has a posse of teenage girls with crushes on him following him around.

Is always there to make you smile or laugh when you need it most.
Gives awesome hugs.

Makes your life better.
" Hey, how was your day?"
" It was *really* rough.. but it got better toward the end. Apparently Denin got wind of it, so he stopped by on his way from work just to say 'hi' give me a hug."
" Wow, that's really awesome."
"Yeah, he's pretty much amazing like that."
Denin by Lilygrl September 11, 2013

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

should include the word being defined 

Me:make a new word
Me:submit
Urban Dictionary:should include the word being defined
Me:how to fix?
Me:wtf

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.