Deli Meat

Euphemism for flappy bits of female genitalia.

On howard Stern Jenny Mccarthy referred to her genital lips as "deli meat".

"That chick had a ton of deli meat!"

by tempura May 1, 2007

day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 29, 2013