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Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.
The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.
"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"
deepeeing by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Despanding 

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.
When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."
Despanding by trouble72 April 16, 2009

descending 

1. To move from a higher to a lower place; come or go down.
2. To slope, extend, or incline downward.
3. To come from an ancestor or ancestry.
4. To come down from a source; derive.
5. To pass by inheritance.
6. To lower oneself.
7. To proceed or progress downward, as in rank, pitch, or scale.
8. To arrive or attack in a sudden or an overwhelming manner.
1. I descended down the spiral staircase.
2. “A rough path descended like a steep stair into the plain” (J.R.R. Tolkien).
3.He was descended from a pioneer family.
4.A tradition descending from colonial days.
5.The house has descended through four generations.
6.“She, the conqueror, had descended to the level of the conquered” (James Bryce).
7.Titles listed in descending order of importance; notes that descended to the lower register.
8.Summer tourists descending on the seashore village.
descending by Psychosis November 10, 2005