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Deep Fry

A sexual act in which the male, in the missionary position, inserts his penis into the vagina and his testicles into the anus. This 'deep fries' the testicles.
"My girl wanted to add some new flavors into our sex life, so I decided to deep fry my nards."
by deezymailmail December 14, 2009
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Deep fry

Named after Israeli journalist Israel Fry.
When someone is cought red handed by a professional speaking about a subject he doesn't know. Yet, keeps making arguments despite being publicly humiliated.
by Electrochemist June 11, 2021
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Deep fry

The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much
Person 1: hey can I have a apple

Person 2: sure

Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it

Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
by That 1 person🖕 September 3, 2023
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Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.
by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022
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deep fry yourself

Drown yourself in hot oil; kill yourself; deep fry yourself hoe.
Girl 1: I can’t deal with this bitch, she won’t leave me alone.
Girl 2: Tell her ‘deep fry yourself’
by Bandrilol July 1, 2018
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colombian deep fry

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking
After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.
by MamaDuck April 24, 2009
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Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011
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