debbie down

When your jokes are so bad you have to follow them with a sad trombone, "wah waaaah". Can also occur when you're masturbating and a mood-killing thought pops into your head.

His jokes were so bad he had to debbie down himself.

debbie down by shishajoe March 8, 2014

Debbie Down Syndrome 

When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it

Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome

Debbie Down Syndrome by King Cunta August 12, 2017

Debbie Downer 

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.

Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)

Debbie Downer by Alana Post September 30, 2005

Debbie Downsize 

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.

Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.

Debbie Downsize by AlastairRobertoMichaelson May 7, 2009

Debbie downer 

-Someone who brings down the positive mood of a situation

-Can also be an insult for a person with depression

Lissy is such a debbie downer! When I got my new rat she told me it might infect me with a disease..

Debbie downer by AAAY June 6, 2019

Debbie Downer 

A person with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Larissa.

-Dude those nikes is off the chain.
-Too bad they were made by starving, swollen tummy african children taken from their homes in the middle of the night.
-Dude, you're a Debbie Downer.

Debbie Downer by Peterrrrrr September 25, 2006

Little Debbie Downer 

When someone says something awesome about Little Debbie snacks, and then someone says something negative about that same snack.

Guy 1: Holy crap, these Little Debbie cakes are orgasmic!
Guy 2: Dude, those totally suck
Guy 3: Why do you always have to be such a Little Debbie Downer?
Guy 1: This is why no one likes you

Little Debbie Downer by lack of cheese November 20, 2010