Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

by zk840 May 1, 2011

death by cake

When a woman straddles and rides a man's face until she either reaches climax, or the man dies of exhaustion, suffocation, etc.

Dude 1: Man, Lexi tried to give me the Death By Cake last night, but my face skills are on point.
Dude 2: Nice save man.

by DaddysPetPiccolo April 19, 2017

cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!

"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."

by pikamidge September 4, 2008

cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.

Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.

by ImAshroom December 6, 2006

Deathcage

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State

Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do

by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathcake

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.

o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?

by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

deathcake pro

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.

Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."

by Epicosity II May 10, 2011