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death by cake 

When a woman straddles and rides a man's face until she either reaches climax, or the man dies of exhaustion, suffocation, etc.
Dude 1: Man, Lexi tried to give me the Death By Cake last night, but my face skills are on point.
Dude 2: Nice save man.

cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!
"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."
cake or death? by pikamidge September 4, 2008

cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.
Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.
cake or death by ImAshroom December 6, 2006

Deathcage 

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State
Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do
Deathcage by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathcake 

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.
o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?
Deathcake by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

deathcake pro 

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.
Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."
deathcake pro by Epicosity II May 10, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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