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Death Troll 

A Troll. But a rare breed of Troll. The type that not only annoys people via the computer, but sends messages that are ones like death-threats and the like.
Most Death Trolls are cowards, who hide behind an anonymous name.

Death Trolls need to be wiped out, because they are easily one of the main contributors to Cyberbullying related suicide.
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Death toll rising rule 

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

DEATH TOLL 

the number of deaths resulting from some particular cause such as an accident or a battle or a natural disaster!
Dude1 "So did you see the previews for 2012, its insane man!"
Dude2 "Yes i have indeed, and it will take a Death Toll"
Dude1 "Sounds so awesome, i'm gonna get tickets a head of time."
Dude2 "Sounds good."
DEATH TOLL by flamemaiden July 18, 2009

A Deathroll

While standing at the top of a flight of stairs . Carefull insert the thumb of your weaker hand into your anus . With the other hand begin the masturbate with great gusto. Just as you feel climax is come , launch yourself with full freedom down the stairs making sure to roll keeping the thumb fully inserted in your anus.
I did a deathroll last night
The kawasaki center steps is my everest
A Deathroll by Pink pages 2018 September 28, 2018

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!
Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!
cockadile deathroll by key11_jkr September 8, 2014

dethtroll 

Dethtroll An evil troll in finland that dethklok summoned in 2006 and later killed with a deth phone
Dude hear comes that guy/dethtroll
dethtroll by Sadistic1 September 2, 2006

deathtroll 

the entity of terror that attempts to destroy your universe when youre freaking out in a tent in a german field. Is linked with black metal.

The unit of measurement in every diection.
You know..... the deathtrolls.
deathtroll by Champion of Ithaca January 3, 2009