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De Freshmaker 

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
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De Freshmaker 

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
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