noun: A man-like person who dresses in an outfit designed with sequins and anal beads. This person will usually performs Bob Dylan songs while playing harmonica. Normally, this person is accompanied by a monkey playing banjo. In recent years, the monkey has been replaced by a tall librarian with side burns.
by defineme12345 October 13, 2008
The beautiful dazzling goal that Bobby firmino scored against arsenal in the 5-1 romp at anfield. Carving through their shite defense like a hot knife through butter
by gablord May 19, 2019
A term derived from Lancashire, in the North West of England.
It means someone who looks good, or is well presented, often said to someone who is "dressed to impress" for an event or party
It means someone who looks good, or is well presented, often said to someone who is "dressed to impress" for an event or party
by Ashash January 9, 2008
by Bobbie D October 11, 2005
When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
by Deli Fresh March 31, 2018
Noun (plural): a multiplicity of official (or official-looking) documents, permits, passes, and/or letters of authorization, typically bearing apparently authentic governmental stamps, seals, and signatures, to be presented mostly by scientific expeditions from developed nations whenever challenged by local, often sub-literate, authorities attempting to impede their progress to extort monies or other remunerations in return for “safe passage” through a specific area under their control; the intent being to thwart such local tactics by implication of the threat of condign action from a superior governmental power should the papers presented be ignored.
"Suddenly our progress was halted by a group of armed men, but after a few tense minutes they waved us along, after Dr. Keller flashed his packet of dago dazzlers in their faces."
by Speedog December 3, 2009