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David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job
Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie
David Blowie by 80's bowie May 9, 2010
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David Blowie

the act of receiving oral pleasure while listening to ziggy stardust
after watching labyrinth, i scored a david blowie
David Blowie by Lilkidlover April 8, 2011

David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.
Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”
David Blowie by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob
Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.
David Blowie by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

David Bowie blowie

Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.
Karen gave me the best David Bowie blowie last night. My dick sparkled for days.
David Bowie blowie by Thrayse September 3, 2020

David Bowie 

He reminds us of the babe
David bowie is babe babe is life
David Bowie by Isawmybaybay July 3, 2016

david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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