In an ancient time, 2 years ago a couple of friends decided to play a shanking game because of the rising influence of drill music in Oshtrayliah! The friends then started a war between another group leading to a battle of shanking. Not with knives but with pens. It was a long tough game. Many were shanked especially in the butt leading to many holes in the pants and some soldiers shanks/pens went thru a kid and back out. But out of all one never got shanked, she reigned supreme shanking all until everyone had ripped penties but not her. So they declared her the shanking star! She then put 2 & 2 together thus creating the name āDASHANKSTAAā! And they were all marvelled at her greatness, the end.
Looks itās DASHANKSTAA sheās so hawtt!
Oh hail our great dashankstaa!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."