A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.
"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"
by KevinWoods October 18, 2016
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When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle
Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick
by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020
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