a dumbass with a shrimp, a thing for babies, stupid friends, and an addiction to hentai. he’s very non swag and trash at fortnite. he’s also a fucking simp for Pokimane.
he really donated all his money to Pokimane’s livestream. what a darren.
by emilioftw August 01, 2020
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Someone who steals/interferes with one’s property, with the intention of giving it back. Darren’s mostly perform this practice to annoy others.
Verb (darrening)
Someone who is it the act of stealing/interfering with one’s property with the intention of giving it back.
Oh my god he’s such a Darren
Help! He’s Darrening my deck
by meep147 September 24, 2019
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A stupid idiot who never shuts the fuck up. Usually girls called sandeep love him.
by Viet Nguyen November 18, 2019
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A self absorbed washed up man who still thinks he's in his teens or early Twenties. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who is also addicted to porn. He doesn't work. He spends all his time on his phone trying to get off but he can't even get it up and needs Viagra to be sub-par. Also enjoys telling stupid old stories of his younger years when he was a womanizer. He now lives in misery...
Darrens just talk talk talk all bullshit non stop. Hey, "I was married to a former stripper who screwed my best friend." I love to go on and on and exaggerate stories of my younger years that I wish were true.
by Lie Detector February 11, 2017
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A professional faggot that is a very good kisser.
He tends to touch other men's ass and penis.
He tends to have a weird behaviour
"Mom!Darren touched my ass this morning!"
by nohomojarjar May 08, 2019
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darren (noun, verb, adjective, proper name. public figure)

1. connoisseur of culture or exotic things
2. one who is of good health
3. theologian
4. ham

"John is the most experienced guy I know, a true darren."

1. to sing
2. to serve
3. to correct

"If you keep falling short, I may be forced to darren you into shape."

1. charismatic
2. magnetic
3. persuasive

"Paul is a real man's man, and he is darren good with the ladies!"

1. loud
2. bright
3. strong

"That furniture arrangement is nice, but I prefer a darren couch."

proper name
1. vocal prodigy
2. center of attention
3. successful

"If I have a kid, I'm going to name him something that gives him a fighting chance in life... I got it! We'll call him Darren!"

Darren is also the name of a public figure. Here are some famous quotes:

"I know I'm amazing, what can I say?" - Darren

"You just wish you were as cool as me." - Darren

"Hey, when you've got it, you've got it." - Darren

"I wish I was a...woman." - Darren

"I need someone who can tame this savage beast." - Darren

"People know me." - Darren
A good example of Darren is the prince from the movie Enchanted.
by hashtagfan91504 January 19, 2013
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