The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas
Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday
Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
by BogusAnalus April 8, 2023
by Acollins22 December 9, 2019
Darling in the Franxx is my personal favorite anime, but the ending is very depressing and made me very sad. As it is described: "The survivors of a catastrophic war against monsters cluster inside mobile fortress cities and train youngsters to defend humanity by piloting large battle robots called Franxx." The characters in the show are called "parasites" since they were made and developed in a lab. The characters in the show also go by codes/codenames since names are no longer needed in this "timeline" that they are in. The "main characters"/the parasites from Plantation 13 go by: Codename: 002 (or Zero Two), Codename: 016 (or Hiro), Codename: 015 (or Ichigo), Codename: 666 (or Zorome), Codename: 556 (or Kokoro), Codename: 214 (or Futoshi), Codename: 056 (or Goro), Codename: 390 (or Miku), Codename: 326 (or Mitsuru), Codename: 196 (or Ikuno).
by lemon juice in my eye April 19, 2021
A blog you read "when you care enough to feign interest".
The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".
An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.
A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.
Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.
Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.
Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".
The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".
An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.
A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.
Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.
Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.
Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".
EXAMPLES:
"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."
"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."
"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."
"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."
"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."
"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."
by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004
1. some one who is incapable of mowing a yard as a result of being a small gimpy one, or in other words a darling antonia.
by bob gnarly and the bronto burgers March 26, 2008
by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010
N. An attractive, doll-faced punk rock girl with a chelsea-hair cut from the Boston, Massachusetts or London, England. (A chelsea hair cut is defined as behind short in the back, and long one the sides toward the front of the face)
First chelsea darling was noted on 4/26/1986
First chelsea darling was noted on 4/26/1986
by Alyssa Jamison January 12, 2008