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Danielle Peazer 

She is one of the many beautiful and talented dancers from the UK. She is widely know for her comebacks and shut downs towards her haters for being the wonderful and amazing Liam Payne's girlfriend.

She's performed for many known artists, as well as awards shows, such as Jessie J and Olly Murs at the 2012 BRITS where, unsuspectingly her boyfriend's boyband One Direction won an award for their first single, 'What Makes You Beautiful'.
Girl 1: OMIGOSH, who was that gorgeous girl on the screen near Olly?! Can she like, give me her face?!

Girl 2: Do you live under a rock?! THAT'S LIAM PAYNE'S GIRLFRIEND, DANIELLE PEAZER! They need to like, get married.

Girl 1: They would have really cute kids...

Girl 2: And she like, shuts down those haters. She's completely invincible. And Liam totally stood up for her. It was ADORABLE!

Girl 2: Fricken get married already.
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Danielle Peazer 

The beautiful girlfriend of Liam Payne (1/5 of One Direction). She was born on June 10th 1988. Danielle is a professional dancer and she is good friends with Eleanor Calder who is the girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson (another 1/5 of One Direction). She doesn't deserve the hate her, Eleanor and Perrie (the other girlfriends of 2 of the 1D boys) recieve. If they make the boys happy than they should make anyone who truly loves the boys happy as well.
Danielle Peazer and Liam Payne met on the X-Factor - the British TV show Liam competed on along with the other 1D boys. Danielle was a back up dancer during some of the performances. She is the only girl Liam has been with since he found fame.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008