Danger Noodle

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017

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The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out

The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

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I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

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1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

by Soup$ June 28, 2016

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danger noodle

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

by tannerge November 17, 2015

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"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

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A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

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