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Dan Savage 

When you have sex before a pre-planned activity, as opposed to at the end of a drunken night. This is so you have better sex, and don't have to worry about end of the night sloppiness.

An extension of the phrase afternoon delight, but doesn't necessarily have to be in the afternoon.
Hey, you wanna Dan Savage? I gotta get up early and am probably just gonna pass out when we get home.
Dan Savage by chastityburns January 24, 2015
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Dan Savage 

a horribly witty and intelligent sex-advice columnist, author, pundit, journalist, and newspaper editor from Washington. not bad looking either.

pretty much the most awesome person ever, with the best job. a gay god, if you will.

Dan Savage can do no wrong. alternately;
I want to be Dan Savage.
Dan Savage by Michael Jennings August 31, 2006

DaSavageHimself 

Realest rapper outta PG County. Puttin on for Turn Up Kings and ZipLock. Savage started rapping in 2018 after his daughter passed away and he took off runnin with Machetes and Magnums and his single Run Down. This young n*gga definitely taking over da game
Y’all heard “Run Down” by DaSavageHimself? Dat shit go crazy!
DaSavageHimself by jtbangbang November 23, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026