Dan Quan

a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself

That fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 Dan Quan's!

by K2008 May 5, 2011

Danquan

One who knocks up a young girl. I can also be used for one who has a toaster stealing father.

You better wear a rubber tonight. You don't want to danquan that hottie at the party.

Or

Put your toaster away, I hear the robbertsons are a bunch of danquans.

by Griff726 September 19, 2014