Dan Konopka 

Dan Konopka is the drummer for the wonderful, amazing band OK Go. Some people would lead you to think he isn't important -- that he doesn't matter. Why, do you suppose?

HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.

He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.

Hormone-infused girl: Mmm...Damian...you are too DELICIOUS! Oh, oh, here look, it's a picture of him, and he's almost NAKED.

Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....

Hormone-infused girl: ...who?

Smart girl: facepalm

Also --

atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.

Me: ...how...how dare you?!

Dan Konopka by AnIowan March 3, 2011

Dan Konopka 

1. The drummer for the indie-rock band OK Go, known widely for their videos on treadmills, in backyards, and in old-warehouses with Rube Goldberg machines. When performing live, Dan wears an all-green suit and often a fedora to hide his balding pate. Generally shy and awkward, Dan nevertheless has a cult following of those just waiting to hear him speak.
2. An especially awkward yet lovable person. One who doesn't talk.

1.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band OK Go? They make cool shit, and their lead singer, Damian, is soo hot.
Person 2: That's cool, but how's their drummer?
Person 1: Hahaha, Dan Konopka is the man. He never talks.
2.
Person A: Who's that person over there not talking to anyone, they're so awkward!
Person B: Haha, what a Dan Konopka.

Dan Konopka by fakinbacon April 5, 2011