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DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...
Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...
by elvi888 September 22, 2018
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