Dialing While Intoxicated

After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.

Acronym of the phrase, "Don't worry about it."

Pronounced 'dwee'.

Driving With Irish. Similar to DUI

Operating a motorvehicle with too much alcohol in ones blood.

Driving without intelligence. Typically used to describe stupid acts of driving not affiliated with alcohol.

Don't Weave, Idiot - something your friends tell you or you tell yourself while performing the other DWI.

The abbreviation for Dances with Improv. Quite unrelated in this sense to the alcoholic offense.

dick, weed, and ignored, all in one