or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.
"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."
by Reybeez May 14, 2006
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creepy guy 1: Did you see the girth of her tongue?
creepy guy 2: DST for sure. Designed for pleasure. Many millenia of evolution to achieve.

Example 2:

You know she has DST: Those multilingual tongues are artful at sucking dick.
by creepy guy ie January 23, 2011
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abbreviation for "dog shit taco," used to describe the state of feeling like shit.
I feel like DST...I drank way too much last night!
by brenden z January 17, 2006
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Drunken Sex Text. when you text message someone and you're drunk. its easier if you have a qwerty pad on your phone.
whoops i dst-ed chelsea clinton again. i mean, we used to be friendly.
by debra condom September 19, 2007
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A DST, or Doggy Style Tattoo, is a Tattoo that a woman gets on the small of her back. The DST gets it's name from being the most obvious tatoo seen while giving it to her Doggy Style. See also: Ass Antlers and Tramp Stamp.
"I was so drunk, the only way I could I.D. the girl from last night would be by her heart shaped DST."
by Micah, Mat, Pat April 24, 2007
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Dick stuck to scrotum

serious uncomfortableness.

much like BSTL.
Woah, i got some serious DSTS, i got to walk it off.
by Blake and Daniel April 16, 2007
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Man that girl on whitemeatonblackstreet.com had some mad DST!
by The Unseen Punk March 23, 2006
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