DSTs 

Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?

Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."

DSTs by Jimmy the Swartz November 7, 2011

DSTS 

or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.

"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."

DSTS by Reybeez May 21, 2006

DSTS 

Dick stuck to scrotum

serious uncomfortableness.

much like BSTL.

Woah, i got some serious DSTS, i got to walk it off.

DSTS by Blake and Daniel April 23, 2007

DST's

1.) Dick Sucking Teeth. When a female has a set of crooked teeth alerting the opposite sex that she loves to dish out steam dogs.

Jon: Did you see that little blonde?

Matt: U shitten me? Of course I did. That blonde with the sneaky tats and the DST's?

Jon: Exactly.

DST's by Schoener February 28, 2008

DSTSS

Don't sweat the small stuff

When someone is stressing out.. making a mountain out of a mole hill.. remind them... DSTSS

DSTSS by northernnursingstudent May 16, 2009