donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh August 4, 2005

donkey balls

Term used to show dislike for something so intense, you would rather be slurping sweaty, hairy, smelly donkey balls. Generally preceded by the word "suck."

Popularized by Eric Cartman on South Park.

1. Dude, flaming homosexuals suck donkey balls!

by cootercanoodler June 30, 2010

donkey balls

1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.

Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!

by Jacob Wallace September 13, 2005

donkey balls

what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.

Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
.....
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
....
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020

Donkey Balls

One who's testicles are abnormally larger than others. Balls the size of a Donkies. Usually the carry of these monstrasaties trades penis size for testicle size(By birth not by choice of course)

Comparable to E-Dollaz, everyone else's nutz looked like marbles when matched to his Donkey Balls

by Robert Barker August 28, 2003

Donkey Balls

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

by hamiami September 28, 2009