don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."

don't even by Anna December 1, 2003

Don't Even

Short version of Don't even bother

1: Thanks
2: Don't even

Don't Even by WK Coke can December 4, 2003

don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

don't even by athenswill October 13, 2014

don't even

One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.

"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"

don't even by AshleyP December 28, 2005

don't even

exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.

Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.

don't even by moofmonkey December 1, 2003

don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!

Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.

don't even by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

Don't Even Trip

Don't Even Trip - Not concerning yourself with an issue , especially when you did everything to could to keep it real with a person.

When you come to the point when you're through putting up with someone's BS, and just telling them what's really what.

P.C. told AD, "Don't even trip about your ex, I got your back."

Don't Even Trip by Sir Rey November 8, 2007