doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN

by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

That bro doesn't even lift

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009