"Hey guys let's have a DMC...... What do you look for in a person?"

"Hey guys... What do you think about space?"
by Coronica May 1, 2020
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DMC = Dick Measuring Contest

Something people engage in when they are claiming that their college, sports team, home, job, children or whatever is better than someone else's.
First person: My university has had 15 Rhodes Scholars, 10 Goldwater Scholars, 3 Heisman Trophy winners, 3 Football National Championships, and is ranked #18 in US News and World Report.

Second person: Well, my university has had 16 Rhodes Scholars, 12 Goldwater Scholars, 5 Basketball National Championships, has a bigger endowment, and is ranked #16 in US News and World Report.

3rd Person: Hey you guys, stop the DMC. Both are great schools.
by Italian Momma November 17, 2010
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Dead moms club; a exclusive group for teenagers whose moms have died in this group humor is used to cope with grief. Members may also have absent for druggy parents.
Did you see those girls? I made and your mamma joke and they said what mom then did a handshake and said DMC.
by Daddy devito♥️ May 27, 2020
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The most notorious gang in Laredo, Texas. Many recent crimes have been tied to thi mafioso group that tends to hang around Del Mar Blvd. Hence the name DMC (Del Mar Clic). You can find them smoking a chak behind open or just driving around cruising up a blunt. If your ever in Laredo, watch out for these big time playa's. One known member is white in complexion and has been know by the alias of J-Kwon. Beware
Watch out for DMC, those guys are stone cold killers.
by concerned citizen of laredo January 27, 2007
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A "deep massive chat". Typically only had between two girls, or between a man and a woman, as it is scientific fact that a man cannot "chat" to another man, as this diminishes his masculinity.
Guy: Hey, I'm bored, come keep me company in the library.
Girl: Sorry, can't, having a dmc with a friend.
by Axtra December 1, 2007
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Dick Munching crab - this is where the crabs haven't been fed so they go inbetween the legs of males to hunt theyre prey
the dick munching crab ate his penis
by Kaine April 18, 2005
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Can also stand for the Dumb Motherfuckers Club. Membership is not exclusive.
Girl #1: Yo, is it jus me or does every guy up in here tonite got some whack game?
Girl #2: Damn, them DMC's took over this spot too, thas why we been club-hoppin all nite. Lets go home!
by Sabrina March 1, 2005
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