Dijalone is a sweet and sexy guy who is loyal beyond anything you've ever encountered. He's a charmer, extremely caring, and full of really smooth dance moves. Absolutely fantastic in bed, and if he falls in love you you are really lucky. He'll hold out for you and only you.
Person 1: you see that sexy guy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's totally a Dijalone
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.