Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.
by EphesiansONE11 May 26, 2014
You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
by anti-executive November 11, 2009
by Frostid Flaeks February 17, 2015
Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.
The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.
by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015
An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.
A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.
A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.
"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"
"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."
"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."
by Moose Taylor June 18, 2005
A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.
Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
by kiwi_donut June 16, 2017
The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity
data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.
by Wombat&Possum March 6, 2015