D minor 

The saddest of all keys. People weep instantly when they hear it.

This song is in D minor. It's called "Lick My Love Pump".

D minor by Nigel T. October 23, 2005

d minor 

the chord you play when your girlfriend asks you your size ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Person 1- What is your…size( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2- *strums chord* d minor
Person 1- oh

d minor by koЯn is tasty July 29, 2021

d minor-ese

a language spoken by people who speak in d minor

person 1: "what language do you speak"
person 2: "d minor-ese"
person 1: "what the fu-"

d minor-ese by wipe my creamy teeth May 24, 2021

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.

“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor by BryanBKool November 20, 2020

Toccata and fugue in d minor 

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films

person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree

Toccata and fugue in d minor by DabibestboiOGG July 13, 2021

Miner’d

Pronounced “minn-er-d”

A special move where a guy named Min forces a minspire type move which then causes the victim to be rendered in a state of immobility, with all senses still intact. Minspired victims are then subjected to hours upon hours of marching band torment, as well as the endless jitter clicking torture method.

Person 1: No please! I have a family!!
Min: *uses Minspire*
Person 1: NOOOOOOO
Min: You’ve been MINer’d!

Miner’d by Minspired August 26, 2022