A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.
by John Czech November 20, 2006
A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.
by GeminaTor January 5, 2023
by Tiffinitons February 26, 2017
by 투애니원 PARK BOM August 1, 2023
miluju czech...aesthetics
by natalie 🥺 July 14, 2021