Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

by Judicious June 4, 2007

Cyclops Tree

Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)

*hot girl walks by*
Jaq: "Damn dude you seein' what im seein'..."
Niqi: "CYCLOPS TREEEEEEEEE!!"

by Kooktrainlingo June 5, 2015

dirty cyclops

when a friend shows you his ass hole at an unexpected time.

"holey fucking ass... did you just give me the dirty cyclops?"

"yes i did.. did you not like it?"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004

cyclops that hoe

When receiving head a guy pulls out when he's about to cum and nuts in one eye blinding her in that eye and rendering her a cyclops.

Man, that bitch bit down on my dick, so I decided to cyclops that hoe!

by Distraughtho November 19, 2010

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."

by cheersBIGears September 13, 2019